I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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