On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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