Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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