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i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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