wat bout pragnant strippers??
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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