What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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