Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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