You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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