Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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