I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
we should paint friendship bongs
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