The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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