You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
This toilet bowl is my home.
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