Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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