it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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