So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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