i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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