i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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