I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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