Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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