Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
