You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize