The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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