OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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