I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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