so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
A+ Viking dick
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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