Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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