Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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