fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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