Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
she pinky promised me she was 18
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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