I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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