i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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