Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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