Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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