READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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