Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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