Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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