He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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