i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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