Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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