Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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