I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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