whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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