Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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