ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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