Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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