took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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