Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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