Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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