Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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