I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
