the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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