My nipple is on Facebook.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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