hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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